Wednesday, July 6, 2022

The Return of Werdna: 229 Shades of Gray

A Priest of Fung is un-ap-helpful.
When you arrive on Level 5, a message greets you: "The creatures of light and darkness await you!" The level fulfills this promise in a couple of ways. First, the level consists of alternating light and dark squares. Dark squares are annoying because you can't see the edges and thus don't know where the walls are. You have to try different directions and see if you conk your head. Across much of the level, the light and dark squares make a checkerboard pattern, but it's imperfect, often interrupted by walls and cul-de-sacs, and ultimately there are more dark squares than light squares: 229 out of 400.
What a "dark" square looks like.
Second, on 42 of those squares, you face an encounter with either a "light" (good-aligned) enemy, symbolized by a butterfly, or a "dark" (evil-aligned) enemy, symbolized by a moth. Each enemy has a name based on the name of a species of butterfly or moth, and each has a number. Despite the symbolization, though, in practice each enemy is a standard class (fighter, thief, mage, etc.) with the standard abilities of those classes.
Each battle is announced by its alignment and number.
  1. Meleager, fighter
  2. Silverstripe, mage
  3. Purple Emperor, priest
  4. Golden Danaid, bishop
  5. Special (see below)
I love when master ninjas roll critical hits.
  1. Io, fighter
  2. Lapper, mage
  3. Gaudy Sphinx, priest
  4. Emperor Tau, thief
  5. Death's Head, ninja
Only in a Wizardry game could a moth kill a dragon.
Light #5 is a pair of enemies named John Ap Griffin and Mistress Flavia. Googling those names shows that these are pseudonyms for John Griffin Trimble and Betty JoAnne ("Bjo") Trimble, both longtime members of the Society for Creative Anachronisms in California. Either they were Wizardry players and among those who sent in disks or someone at Sir-Tech was paying them homage. They alone among the butterfly/moth encounters have a battle cry ("Upward!"), and they alone drop treasure--a pair of "Winged Boots" that might be the solution to the outside areas of Level 7.
As I mentioned, there are 41 such squares, and thus each encounter repeats several times, from a low of two (L-1) to a high of eight (D-5). There are 19 light encounters and 22 dark ones, all assuming that I didn't make a mistake somewhere, or I'm not wrong that the encounters are fixed in their squares. (I'm pretty sure I always encountered the same enemies in the same squares.) There doesn't seem to be any pattern to their distribution, which drove me crazy. Even now, I don't know if I was supposed to kill them all, or kill them in a particular order, or do anything more than I did with them. Except that you probably need those Winged Boots and that you have to pass through at least one D-5 encounter on the way to the stairs, I'm not sure any of them are necessary. I didn't see anything in the hints that would help me with them.
My map of Level 5.
The butterflies and moths are not the only encounters on the level. You still face the usual assortment of "do-gooders," including the usual two parties. Raiden's Raiders ("Spread out, men!") is the easier of the two. They only have a couple of spellcasters, and everyone's hit points are in the double-digits, some of them low enough to be a guaranteed kill with MAKANITO ("Deadly Air"). Compensating for any ease they offer is the deadly Horin's Holy Rollers ("For God and St. Trebor!"; I didn't know he'd been canonized). With three lords, two priests, and a bishop, they can all cast high-level priest or mage spells, and most of them have hit points in the 100s. The Holy Rollers drop a Magician's Hat, which I equipped in lieu of either my Novice Cap or Initiate's Turban.
Horin's Holy Rollers get me.
The roster of wandering single enemies is relatively pathetic in contrast, and weighed heavily towards melee classes. The ninjas are the most dangerous because there's always a chance of a lucky decapitation.
  • Aurelia, an evil priest.
  • Chryseis, an evil bishop 
  • Daja, a neutral thief.
  • Fingers, a neutral thief
  • Interface, a neutral mage
  • Login, a good mage. I have no idea why they didn't follow these two with Password, an evil mage.
  • Mage Marian, a good mage. She can cast TILTOWAIT, an automatic reload if she goes first, so she's the worst of the lot.
  • Molyx, an evil thief
  • Quilen, a neutral thief
  • Saleg, a good priest. 
  • Stilgar, a good bishop.
  • Sturm, a good ninja.
Should have brought your partner, Drang.
  • Sultan, a good fighter.
  • Telima, a neutral thief. Has a Cape of Hide.
  • Zandor, a neutral fighter.
There's a weird focus on single-word names of 5-7 letters, but I don't know if that means anything.
In an earlier entry, I talked about how much of the time you spent mapping the levels of Werdna are wasted because you inevitably die and only have your maps to show your progress. This was particularly true of this level. I didn't find the pentagram until I'd mapped about 90% of the rest of the level, particularly since in an open level like this, my tendency is to work from the edges inward. The wights, bishops, and master ninjas that I brought with me had to sustain me for most of the level (with about a dozen reloads to the entry square). There was even a half hour or so where I managed to hang on through multiple combats with a single wight, which was kind of exhilarating.
Because I explored so much with the previous level's allies, I didn't develop the same expertise with the new ones that I did on earlier levels. I was disappointed in most of them. None of them seemed to be as powerful as the paralyzing, level-draining, spell-casting wights available on Level 6, so I kept them in the party for most of the rest of my exploration. (I originally thought ghasts would be the next evolution, but they just seem like wights without the magic and a lesser level drain.) Of the new enemies, although most sounded cool, they seemed to have a lame physical attack or some minor status effect like poison that no longer really helps. The one major exception were Priests of Fung. I remember ranting about them in my entries on Wizardry III, so it was nice to have them on my side, slinging BADI ("Death") and LITOKAN ("Flames"). Gas dragons were okay, with a breath attack and the ability to cast Level 3 mage spells. I was disappointed in whatever "Masters/Dragons" are supposed to be. I don't remember them from previous Wizardry games. If they're supposed to be masters of dragons, they don't seem to actually come with their dragons. I suppose it's like composing a party of "lion tamers"--sounds cool until you realize they're not very dangerous without their lions. 
A host of substandard allies.
I was amused by a couple of them. Komodo dragons are actual animals, and while I'm not saying I'd screw with one lightly if I came across one, I don't like their chances against armored warriors. Seraphim are a class of angels in Christian mythology, so heaven knows why they're helping Werdna. 
The pentagram lacks any serious mage weight, but Werdna does pretty well for himself there. In addition to bringing all my attributes to 14, the pentagram gave me LAKANITO ("Vacuum"), MASOPIC ("Crystal"), ZILWAN ("Dispel"), and HAMAN ("Beg"). LAKANITO is a combat-ender if Werdna goes early enough, so effective that I can't imagine using a Level 6 slot for anything else. MASOPIC lowers everyone's armor class, but physical combat isn't the danger in this game. ZILWAN dispels undead, which the enemy parties never have (maybe that changes). HAMAN is a mystery. It's supposed to be a "wish" spell that delivers a variety of potential boons but costs an experience level. That's too high a price to pay in the usual Wizardry game, and as such, I never cast it. But in a game where you can just wander over to the nearest pentagram to get that level back, I'd be more likely to cast it. The problem is, it never seems to work. It just says the gods can't hear me. Maybe that changes on higher levels or particular locations. It would be interesting if the spell was later used to solve puzzles.
Now I am become death.
It hit me in this entry how slowly Werdna goes from absolutely relying on the protection of his allies to becoming more powerful than any of them. Although the game lacks traditional character development, it still manages to instill a delicious sense of growing power.
That leaves the Oracle. I nailed him for six clues during this session, but I think only the first three made it into my saved progress by the end of the level:
19. "You too can be saved! Repent ye sinner! Wash away thy sins! Repent!" I believe I've heard that there's a potential ending in which Werdna can become "good." This is probably referring to that.
20. "Down into the bowels of the Earth." That's where we seem to be right now. Maybe it's a clue about going to the Gates of Hell.
21. "Password is your ancient battlecry." I think I had this spoiled for me, but we'll talk about it when I get to it.
Too bad "Upward!" is taken. It would fit this game well.
22. "To soar the heights, you must first plunge the fiery depths." Well, this suggests that I'm going to need whatever's in the Gates of Hell before I can fly around the ziggurat. Maybe the Winged Boots aren't enough.
23. "Career opportunity . . . experienced muezzin needed . . . great fringes!" A muezzin is the guy who calls the daily prayer at a mosque. This might refer to the Initiate's Turban I have, but I don't know where I need it.
24. "Cloudy tonight. Chance of rain tomorrow." No idea.
Much of the southwest of the level is fenced in. The only exit takes you to a teleporter that moves you back half a dozen squares. To get out of this area, you have to find the teleporter at (13,8), which creates some momentary mapping confusion when it moves you to (16,0). Jeweled Amulets are so plentiful on this level that I just started using them regularly, even when I didn't notice any problems. From the teleport location, the stairs are a fairly straight shot up the east wall and across the north wall. 
Along the way, I did have one somewhat confusing encounter:
The Red Skull? The Red Sonja? The Red Shoe Diaries? And what is the Cosmic Cube? Is it somehow related to the Cosmic Forge? In any event, it continues:
"The Silent Screams of Distant Butterflies" would be a great Charlie Kaufman film title.
The object around his neck is listed as the "Breath of Life" unidentified. Identified, it is an Oxygen Mask. Either I'm going to end up in a place where I need it to breathe (An underwater level? Space? Hell?) or it's a way to defend myself against someone's can't-miss LAKANITO.
I'm tempted to head back down to Level 9 and see if I can complete the bell, book, and candle ritual, or to Level 7 to see if the Winged Boots help me around the ziggurat. But if I can get to the pentagram on Level 4, I should get hold of MALOR ("Teleport"), which should make the return journey easier. For now, I think I'll continue on. I only have two inventory slots left in the Black Box, though. I need to start using some of these items.
Just what you want to see when arriving on a new level.
As with Level 6, I was surprised that the navigation puzzles on Level 5 weren't even harder. I was so paranoid that it should be harder that I kept checking my coordinates and thus probably saved myself from the couple of places that had a teleporter. (There's also a certain paranoia that comes from turning while in dark squares. Did I accidentally hit the key twice?) If I were Roe Adams, I would have thrown a few spinners into some of those dark squares. Maybe a couple more teleporters. Instead, mapping was time-consuming but not very hard.
But I say this while on the threshold of a level that made me "nope" out of the game the moment I saw it on a map. Let's see how it goes when I'm making the map. One square at a time, I have to keep saying. One square at a time.
Time so far: 27 hours

Monday, July 4, 2022

Game 460: Ultimuh MCMLXVII: Part 2 of the 39th Trilogy - The Quest for the Golden Amulet (1993)

Ultimuh MCMLXVII: Part 2 of the 39th Trilogy - The Quest for the Golden Amulet
United States
Nuclear Meltdown Productions (developer); published as shareware
Released 1993 for DOS
Date Started: 26 June 2022
Date Ended: 26 June 2022
Total Hours: 1
Difficulty: Very easy (1/5)
Final Rating: (to come later)
Ranking at Time of Posting: (to come later)
Criticizing the output of a couple of teenagers is never terribly productive, but some wanker decided this "game" ought to be catalogued on MobyGames, and that it was an actual RPG, and thus it appears on my list, so here we are, and I have to write something.
As you might guess from the title, Ultimuh is a parody. Parodies really only work when a) they're "punching up" rather than down; b) the things they make fun of deserve to be made fun of; and c) the parody makes fun of them in a clever way. There's no problem here with a), of course--Origin is a multi-million dollar company, recently acquired by Electronic Arts. But Ultimuh runs into trouble with b) and completely collapses when it comes to c).

Let's start with the title. Fair hit, I suppose. At seven installments (the most recent split into two parts) and a couple of spinoff series, perhaps the series was getting a bit unwieldy. Given that there's no particular reason to keep involving the Avatar in plots on Britannia, Origin might have been better served by splitting Ultima up into separate series. Neither the Worlds of sub-series nor the Underworld sub-series needed to be in the Avatar's universe. "Ultimuh" is a juvenile way to make fun of the name, but these were juveniles. But what's with the MCMLXVII part? That translates as 1967. Why?
No, you make stupid games. Origin makes games that millions of people enjoy.
Then we have the pre-title screen, on which the authors put not their own label (Nuclear Meltdown) but a parody of Origin's name, logo, and tagline. Here, the authors lose me. "We make stupid games" is hardly a clever way to make fun of Origin, and in any event, Origin manifestly did not make stupid games. Yes, I know we're talking about subjective matters here, but when 90% of the population salivates over a game series and you don't like the same series, the proper thing to say is, "It's not for me," not "It's stupid."
The game's best use of satire is in its presentation of the "backstory," in which it mocks Origin's use of pseudo-Early Modern English with its thous and thees and eth endings. The joke is that the developers just threw an eth on the ends of random words, including nouns. It gets a little tiresome before the end of even the first paragraph, but the final eth on the end of "hit points and magick pointseth" still got a chuckle out of me.
The "story," which is hardly important, casts the player as Moo-Var, "the most clumsy wizard," on a quest to retrieve a magic golden amulet from "evileth monsters."
The tragic backstory.
Ultima's game world leaves plenty to make fun of. You could create a game in which the magic system changes on every screen, for instance. You could make fun of the gargoyle/daemon confusion. You could offer Pythonesque commentary on Lord British's claim to supreme power. There's the whole NAME and JOB thing, which Origin made fun of itself in Ultima VII. Ultima IV, Part 2 did a great job poking fun at many of these quirks.
Ultimuh mines none of these foibles in the backstory and continues mining none in the game proper, which abandons any pretense of being a parody of . . . well, anything. Instead of the expected iconographic interface, you find yourself on a side-scrolling landscape of childishly-drawn terrain and monsters--so childish that they're almost endearing, but not quite. Your robed wizard strides across the landscape, waving his magic wand at enemies and causing them to vanish. The only commands are arrows to move and "A" to attack.
Running into a tree of doom. Beyond him is an evil snake.
Each wave of the wand depletes a magic point; each step depletes strength; each kill increases hit points. You periodically find (enormous) potions that replenish strength and magic points.
A potion that would nourish a village.
All of this would make for an acceptable if amateurish game, except for one thing: the enemies don't fight back. The blob of death, tree of doom, ogre of anger, and evil snake just sit there as you zap them. Your hit points never do anything but go up. If this is parody, what is it parodying? If not, why issue this game?
Coming across an amulet.
After about five minutes and a dozen monsters, you find an amulet, but it's the "wrong amulet."
This would seem to be parodying Super Mario Brothers more than Ultima.
The game then starts you over on Level 2, where the only difference is that the monsters require two waves of the wand to destroy instead of just one. They still don't fight back. This cycle repeats on Level 3, 4, 5, and so forth, and the least that the authors could have done, if they wanted to insert a final joke, is make it so it never ends. You just keep incrementing levels and always finding the wrong amulet. Instead, after eight tries (I had resolved to give up on 10), the game said I had the right amulet and I got the winning screen.
The funniest part about Ultimuh is that it comes with a document encouraging players to register it for $12. Even as a teenager, I think I would have recognized that a non-parody that you can win in 15 minutes with no effort isn't worth the equivalent of $24 today.
The least-deserved congratulatory screen I've ever received.
I will say one positive thing about the game: it has the most fascinating soundtrack. It features numerous synthesized instruments--drums, horns, a triangle, a xylophone, a sitar, and sounds that could only come from something digital--in a cacophonous number that evokes the best and worst of "free jazz" (with free jazz, the best and worst are remarkably similar). It's one of those compositions that could have been created equally by a non-musician who has absolutely no idea what he's doing or by a master free-styler at the height of his craft. Given the group's statement that it desperately needs a musician (see below), I suspect the answer is the former, but kudos to Philip Hassey for at least making me wonder. You can hear the soundtrack (and see the game in action) in this YouTube video, which promises "100% ALL BOSSES! ALL SECRETS!" That made me laugh more than anything in the game.
Nuclear Meltdown Productions was a partnership between Phil Hassey (alias "Joe Snow"), Pete Hottelet, Jason Maas (alias "Clueless"), and Steve Ziegler (alias "Esteban"), four high schools students from Whitinsville, Massachusetts, an unincorporated village in Northbridge, which you've never heard of either so I don't know why I bring it up. It's interesting to me because my mother grew up there. Hassey did most of the programming, it seems, and Hottelet did the graphics on Ultimuh. There's still an active web site dedicated to the "company," although it hasn't been updated since 2008 (by copyright date) or 1996 (by appearance). On the site, the group says that it desperately needs a musician. Hottelet's name doesn't appear anywhere on the site or in the FAQ, so who knows what rift happened there. Hassey now works for a tech company and blogs passionately about breeding goats. I wrote to him but did not hear back.
The two authors of this game.
Offering a GIMLET on this game is a futile exercise, but I can't have it showing up in the spreadsheet unrated. With 0s in almost everything, I gave it 1 point for "graphics, sound, and interface" for the easy set of key commands, 1 point for having a main quest, and 1 point for at least being short. Thanks to me, Ultimuh manages to get in one final stab at Origin: The final score of 3 knockeith Richard Garriott's Dungeons and Dragons #1 off the "lowest rated" spot and thus spoileth the fun symmetry of Garriott having the highest and lowest-rated games on my blog. Bollockseth.

Friday, July 1, 2022

The Return of Werdna: Spin the Black Circle

The "Locate" spell was key to this level.
Level 6, titled "The Realm of the Whirling Dervish," would have been a modestly hard level in a typical dungeon crawler. By Werdna standards, it was easy. I spent most of it paranoid that I was being lulled into a sense of ease, that some huge obstacle was going to come out of nowhere and gob-smack me. I'm still a little paranoid that I missed something, to be honest. It was too simple and, at only about three hours, too fast. 
The level consists of 16 rooms of 4 x 4 each with corridors in between. The level's one gimmick is that every intersection in the corridor is a spinner that turns and faces you in a random direction. Spinners are annoying, sure, but DUMAPIC ("Locate") isn't suppressed on the level, plus you find several enemies carrying Jeweled Amulets, which cast the spell.
My map of Level 6.
Each of the 4 x 4 rooms can be entered only from a west-facing door in the southwest section. So that the player won't know what direction he's facing simply by studying the wall patterns, the developers put false doors on every "first" wall square to the right when facing any corridor from any intersection in any direction.
Trying to enter a fake door.
I started to annotate the false doors on the map but stopped bothering once the gimmick became clear. But look at the close-up below of one area in which I've annotated false doors with double lines and real doors with dashed lines. Whichever way you face from this intersection, you're going to see a "door" in the first square on your right. If it turns out to be real, you've gone north. If it's false, but the door further down the corridor on the left is real, you've gone south. If both doors are false, I suppose there's no way to tell whether you've gone east or west, but you can get pretty far with nine DUMAPICs, and it's not like you're saving those slots for KATINO.
A close-up of one of the intersections.
There's more: every room in each row has the same wall pattern, although you may find different things within them. Three of the "final rooms" in these wall squares have encounters with "He Who Awaits," a sentinel with 335 hit points. They're purely physical attackers, though, and not hard to beat. Defeating any of them teleports you to (3,6), which is just a couple steps from one of the level's three pentagrams (this is the first level in the dungeon with more than one). I found one of these sentinels early in the level and thus found the pentagram relatively early.
This sounds more ominous than the following encounter deserved.
If the author thought that finding the exit stairway was hard, I think he forgot what game he was writing for. The exit stairs at (17,4) are in the middle of a regular east-west corridor. There are teleporters on both sides which move you five squares, or one corridor, to the north without any kind of visual warning. To get to the stairs, you have to be teleported right on top of them, and you get that from the square at (13,2), after you defeat a "Chepacet Druid" (I guess she's from Rhode Island) called Jesse the Smith. What's supposed to be hard is that Jesse is behind a secret door that doesn't show up even with LOMILWA ("Light") on the board. Any player not mapping would be screwed for sure. But if you're making maps and you end up walling off a square, what are you going to do? Bump into every wall, of course, just to check--especially if every other room in the same row has a door leading into that final square.
Wights are so awesome.
Finding your way through the level thus becomes a simple exercise in pattern recognition. That's what regular games do. What I would have expected Werdna to do is subvert pattern recognition--to do something like keep the idea of the secret door that doesn't show up with LOMILWA, but place it at (17,5) or (17,3)--north or south of stairs. That would force the player to:

  • Search every hallway segment on a map that trains you to think of the hallway segments as interchangeable paths between intersections and rooms.
  • Notice that he'd been teleported one hallway north on a map where all hallways look the same and it would be easy to assume that you'd just gotten confused at the last set of spinners.
  • Realize that because of those teleporters, there was a single square he'd been unable to visit in what looks like a blank hallway.
  • Intuit the existence of an invisible secret door in a place where no doors have appeared on any other square.
That would have impressed me. It would have pissed me off, but it would have impressed me. But I suppose the game is difficult enough that I don't need to complain about a relatively easy level.
With "Light" active, there should be a door to my left, but there isn't.
Enemies were a minor part of the level. They're getting tougher, of course. Single fighters and thieves are so outclassed that it's a joke when I run into them, but some of the mages and bishops have LAKANITO ("Vacuum"), which suffocates anything that breathes air, including Werdna. I think I saved against it once, but it almost always kills me when it targets me. Ninjas are capable of instant decapitation on a critical hit. One roaming foe is an evil bishop named TILTOWAIT who, predictably, casts TILTOWAIT ("Ka-Blam!"), which does 10-100 damage to all enemies in all groups. 

The thing is, these three types of attacks are so deadly that facing one of them is essentially an instant reload. It all comes down to who goes first. Werdna almost never goes first, so anything I try to do is only useful for mop-up. It's a roll of the dice whether my allies act before my enemies and, if so, what my allies choose to do. There are no "tactics" that will protect you from a TILTOWAIT.
The level has, as usual, two enemy parties: Myriad's Marauders ("You are burgerbits, fellow!") and Gomez's Gorillas ("Ugga bugga!"). Of the two, the Marauders are the hardest, with two bishops, a mage, and a priest in addition to a trivial samurai and thief. The Gorillas have fewer spellcasters, but they do have a ninja with almost 300 hit points. 
Myriad has a lot of spellcasters, but so do I.
The Marauders don't drop anything interesting, but the Gorillas have an object labeled a "holy reliquary" when unidentified in the post-combat loot list and "St. Rimbo Digit" when identified. They equip as gauntlets but don't "invoke." I'm not sure what to make of them.
Hot Dagady.
As for random single encounters: 
  • Arial, a neutral thief.
  • Armando, a good lord.
  • Ascii, a neutral fighter.
  • Blackstone, an evil bishop.
  • Boz, a neutral thief. He carries a Darkness Cloak. I'm not sure if it's better than my Twilight Cloak, but both seem to be beaten by the Cape of Good Hope that I found on the same level.
  • Cadidelhop, a good fighter.
  • Chiquita, a neutral mage.
  • Chico, a good fighter.
  • Elrik, an evil fighter. He carries a sword called Were Slayer, just one of many special weapons that are useless to Werdna.
  • Fearless Farley, a good fighter.
  • Gor-y, an evil samurai.
  • Little Conan, a neutral fighter.
  • Pedro, a good ninja.
  • Tharagorn, a good mage. Can cast LAKANITO, which almost always kills Werdna. Drops a Staff of Mogref.
  • Tiltowait, an evil bishop. True to his name, he's fond of the TILTOWAIT spell, which essentially kills every living thing. 
Try to be less obvious, Tiltowait.
  • Wacker, a good fighter.
  • Winder, a neutral thief.
  • Xavier, a good bishop. He's got a Jeweled Amulet, which casts DUMAPIC ("Location"), which is vital on this level.
  • Zyxxus, a neutral fighter
He just likes for his name to appear last on lists.
Against the enemies, you have some pretty awesome allies. I've been trying to make careful notes about the strengths, weaknesses, special attacks, and special defenses of all my allies since I noticed--very late in the game--that you can summon allies from previous levels' pentagrams at each pentagram. The option was staring me in the face, but I didn't see it. Now I'm paranoid that there's going to be some encounter for which I absolutely need a goblin from Level 2 or something.
It didn't take me long to find the best combination on this level, all conveniently grouped together: wights, master ninjas, and bishops. Wights are so good that I'd take two groups of them if I could. They can cast up to Level 4 mage spells, including MAHALITO, and their physical attacks both level drain and paralyze. Bishops can also cast mass-damage mage spells along with the healing spells that Werdna occasionally needs. Master ninjas have a rare but unbelievably satisfying chance of decapitating in one hit. Lifestealers are worth a mention, and I suppose they could take the place of master ninjas, as they can cast both priest and mage spells up to, I think, Level 4. The paralysis of grave mists and the life-draining of nightstalkers would have been useful on other levels, but here they're outclassed by wights. Everything else is just a lame melee attacker or a low-level spellcaster. In saying such things, I'm aware that it's possible I might be missing some major advantage to some of these allies. No one has commented on this aspect of gameplay in previous comments, so feel free to let me know if you think I'm overlooking something.
Allies for this level. Note that the "P)rev Page" option lets me choose allies from earlier pentagrams.
When I hit the pentagram on this level, I went up to 13 in all attributes and acquired three new spells: MAMORLIS ("Terror"), MAKANITO ("Deadly Air"), and MADALTO ("Frost King"). MAMORLIS is one of those spells that might be effective, but you don't see the effects directly, and thus it seems like a poor use of the slot instead of something like MAKANITO, which has a chance of killing everyone (based on their current hit points) or MADALTO, which damages everyone. It occurred to me for the first time that the way you face enemies in this game--a maximum of six, all in one group--means that there's no difference between spells that affect "one group" and spells that affect everyone. I spent most of the Level 5 slots on MADALTO with the occasional MAKANITO when enemies' hit points were low.

There are a few items to gather on the level. At (13,13) is an encounter with a disembodied voice who asks, "What do you seek the most, pilgrim?" The answer is, of course, AMULET, which gets you a cape called the Good Hope Cape. Cute. It lowers AC by 2. 

The aforementioned Jessie the Smith drops two artifacts. I only had room for one the first time I faced her, so I had to save, reload, and do it a second time. The first object is a "conical hat" that turns out to be an "Initiate Turban." I assume that's better than my previous "Novice's Cap." The second is a "Tale of Madness" that resolves as an "Arabic Diary." (Dervish, turban, Arabic diary . . . interesting Middle-Eastern theme in this area.) I assume this is a reference to Lovecraft's Necronomicon, though I briefly amused myself by imagining a book that started, "Dear Diary: OMG I love Ahmad so much!!!" Anyway, I'm guessing this is the "book" I need at the Gates of Hell, so I may head back down there to give it a try at some point. It should only be two more levels before I get MALOR, but I suspect it won't be that easy to use MALOR in this game.
Looting Jesse the Smith's body.
Incidentally, as I went up from Level 6 to Level 5, I caught a flash of something. I repeated the transition just so I could capture it. It provides proof that the original PC version of the game did have the same copy protection as the Apple II version, so it must have come with sheets of printed codes.
This is one thing it's nice not to have to worry about.
The Oracle was everywhere on this level. I intercepted him 11 times. I'm going to list the new clues along with the old ones--it helps to have them all in one place--and include any current thinking on the subjects.
1. "The egress will set you free." We just had a long discussion about this. The consensus seems to be that it's a vocabulary lesson that will come in handy later. Eugene pointed out that it's probably a reference to a legend about P.T. Barnum and how he would trick visitors into leaving his exhibits (and having to repay to enter) by posting signs that said, "This way to the egress."

2. "Your future is black; you feel boxed in!" My working theory is that this emphasizes the importance of the Black Box, which I already have. I suppose it could also refer to the puzzle on Level 10 that requires a light spell to get out of the initial "box."

3. "Read The Iliad lately?" No idea so far.

4. "Chomp, chomp . . . eh, what's east, Doc?" Again, a Bugs Bunny reference. It may be connected to the later clue about rabbits. I'm still looking for places in which "east" might be substituted for "up."

5. "Secrets abound all around you! Psst! Have you met Glum yet?" I killed Glum and got the Black Box from him. No idea otherwise.

6. "Live the Qabalah!" The Qabalah is a school of Jewish mysticism, and I have no idea how to connect it to Werdna

7. "The answer is carved in stone! It's right before your nose!" I still haven't encountered anything carved in stone. Maybe this is referring to the invisible secret door on this level?

8. "The temple holds an ancient secret." The only temple I've found so far is the Temple of the Dreampainter on the last level. The "ancient secret" might be in the one room that I couldn't enter.

9. "Hop high to enter." I fell down both sides of the ziggurat from the apex room, all the way to the bottoms. But you know what I didn't do? Jump upward (by going north) from each of the "ledges." I didn't do it because it would have been an extra 4 hit points of damage per ledge and I was trying to conserve hit points. Now I'm wondering whether this clue doesn't go with the previous one, and whether jumping up from one of those ledges activates a teleporter that takes you to the secret room. If so, it would be the only instance in Wizardry of a teleporter requiring you to enter its square from a particular direction.

10. "Rabbits are sacred to the Dreampainter." This clearly refers to the same level. Hint #4 is also about a rabbit. Rabbits hop (Hint #9). I feel like there must be some way to put these together that I'm not seeing, unless (again) it's just to jump up from one of the ledges. Hint #13 suggests maybe it's more complex.
Even cartoon ones?
11. "Seek the Dreampainter's soul." Other than finding the way into that room and exploring the "air" squares around the ziggurat, I'm not sure how to do that.

12. "Everyone has a weakness. What is his?" Whose? I'll look for an enemy I can't seem to kill, I guess. 

13. "Take a step to the left, and a hop to the right!" This is a lyric from the Rocky Horror song "Time Warp," but with the step and jump (hop) reversed. Again, something about hopping. Rabbits. I feel like I'm losing it.

14. "Gone trolling!" The game, its author, and the Oracle specifically are all trolling. No idea otherwise.
Werdna at the end of this level. I guess I'm not worried about running out of "keys."
15. "Beware the gifts of Lord Maya!" I don't believe I've met Lord Maya yet.

16. "Get a handle on the forbidden fruit!" No idea. 

17. "Rocks. Multilayered rocks." No idea.

18. "Homer will show you the way." Homer wrote The Iliad, so it could be another clue to consult that book for the answer to something. The game is too early for this to refer to Homer Simpson.

Honestly, the Oracle's hints are freaking me out more than anything else in the game. They're making me feel I'm missing something even as I comprehensively map each level and theoretically uncover each encounter. Gone trolling, indeed.
Time so far: 23 hours

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

BRIEF: Ultima: Runes of Virtue (1991) and Ultima: Runes of Virtue II (1993)

This is, specifically, the Rune of Spirituality.
Ultima: Runes of Virtue
United States
Origin Systems (developer); FCI (publisher)
Released 1991 for Game Boy
Rejected for: Insufficient character development
Ultima: Runes of Virtue II
United States
Origin Systems (developer); FCI (publisher)
Released 1993 for Game Boy, 1994 for SNES
Rejected for: Insufficient character development
The Ultima series has been such a big part of my life for 40 years that exploring new territory offers a certain thrill, even if I suspect the game is going to suck. I watched some footage of Ultima IX the other day, and even knowing its reputation, it was all I could do not to download and install it. Knowing it was too soon for that game, and also too soon to jump into Ultima VII, Part 2, my mind dredged up this Runes of Virtue from 1991. I've seen it described as "non-canonical," but Origin made it themselves, which is more than you can say about either Ultima Underworld. David ("Dr. Cat") Shapiro led the design team, Richard Garriott is listed as "creative director," and Dallas Snell produced it. That's a pretty solid set of bona fides.
Is the loss of the runes really that bad? Can't we just make new ones?
Both games use characters from Ultima VI: The False Prophet; even in the sequel, you won't find any references to the Guardian. (For more on the timeline, see the discussion below.) The (refreshing) surprise is that the Avatar is nowhere to be found. The hero is one or two of the Avatar's companions (you can tether two Game Boys together to play it cooperatively) from among four selections: Mariah, Iolo, Dupre (described as a fighter rather than a paladin), and Shamino. Each starts with different values in strength, intelligence, and dexterity, and with different weapons. Shamino's evenly-balanced statistics (15 each) and magic throwing axe lured me right away. 
Character selection.
After specifying the character, you input your initials and then choose a difficulty level from "easy," "medium," and "hard." These are differentiated by what happens when you die. On "easy," you just get kicked back to the beginning of your current level; on "medium," you respawn out on the surface of Britannia; "hard" is the same as "medium" except that you lose all food, potions, and gold. I played on "medium." The game otherwise autosaves as you transition areas, so it's essentially impossible to lose your progress.
The backstory is simple: A villain called the Black Knight has stolen the eight Runes of Virtue from Lord British's castle. You have to head out and recover them. I don't see any problems with canon there, particularly if we interpret "castle" to mean the museum at the castle, where the runes canonically ended up after the events of Ultima VI. We might even imagine that the donation to the museum took a while, and they were kept in the castle in the meantime. I've never heard of the Black Knight before, but then again I'd never heard of Blackthorn or gargoyles until the games had need of them.
Alas, our ability to merge the game with previous canon doesn't last any longer than the map on Page 12 of the manual. The game has the main continent, Verity Isle (Moonglow and the Lycaeum), the Isle of Deeds (Serpent's Hold), the Valorian Isles (Jhelom), and the Isle of the Avatar (Abyss), just like Ultima VI, but the main continent is shrunk and compressed so that it's no larger than any of the other islands. Beyond that, everything is in roughly the same positions. The dungeon names, which were always meant to contrast with the associated virtues (e.g., Deceit, Wrong) or at least evoke such contrast (e.g., Destard), have almost all been renamed to more obvious versions of their original names: Deceit (the only one to stay the same), Hatred, Cowardice, Injustice, Dishonor, Selfishness, and Pride.
This map is just unsupportable.
The game begins outside Lord British's Castle. Chuckles is in the foyer, telling me not to listen to Lord British and that I can go to any cavern I want. What he means becomes clear when I speak to Lord British, and he tells me to seek the Rune of Compassion in the cavern of Hatred due north. My guess is that Lord British gives the suggested order to recover the runes but you don't necessarily have to follow it.
The game begins outside the castle in a horizontally-squished main continent.
The castle is only one small level, but it has up and down ladders. Upstairs, Sherry the Mouse tells me that you can shoot webs to get rid of them, but tough ones need a Wand of Fireballs. Penumbra, standing next to a secret door, alerts me that they look similar to walls. They're easier to spot here than in Ultima IV. The basement seems to have no purpose at all. 

Near the castle is a couple of shops, both run by a guy named Gnu Gnu. You buy items just by walking into them. Most of the controls in the game are simplified like that: you open doors, open chests, speak to NPCs, trip levers, and push objects simply by walking into them. The only reasons you have to use the buttons are to attack and/or cast a spell; the two buttons essentially represent your two hands. There's a Zelda-esque (or perhaps I should say "hydlike") quality to the game, but it's important to remember that Shapiro was making this kind of game all the way back in 1982, with Caverns of Freitag.
However, the victory screen you get when recovering each rune is clearly referencing Zelda and Link's recovery of each piece of the tri-force.
Outside, I head to the dungeon Hatred. I'm not at all prepared for what follows. The dungeon has multiple levels, though each level is not much larger than about four game screens. In addition to enemies, it is absolutely chock full of puzzles: switches, teleporters, pressure plates, barrels and boulders that you have to push, keys, ladders, secret doors. Some examples of the puzzles in this one dungeon alone include:
  • A lever that turns various "Xes" on the ground into boulders. A second lever turns them into portals. You must use the first, then push the boulders into a couple of dead-ends, then use the second lever so you can portal through those dead ends.
Pushing boulders into corners so I can later turn them into portals. Dr. Cat looks on.
  • A set of portcullises that open and close at intervals. Nearby, a demon throws javelins at you. You have to avoid the javelins while staying near the portcullises for when they open.
  • Entire lines of teleporters with arrows indicating the direction you'll be sent. You have to interpret these and enter the right points to wind up at the right destinations.
  • Mushrooms that change objects into other objects when you eat them.
Nonsensically, the NPCs you meet in towns and castles often show up at various points in the dungeon to give you hints. Sherry the Mouse and Dr. Cat usher you through Hatred, for instance. There are also occasional signs to give you hints.
Why are you even here?
In one large area, Hatred has an "arena" that seems to have no purpose except to allow the player to watch different enemies fight each other. Enemies wounding and killing each other is possible in this engine, and indeed some puzzles seem to assume you're going to let them kill each other while you dart out of the way.
Many of the puzzles are clever, and although I had trouble with a few of them, I had some fun figuring out the solutions. What I had a lot less fun with were the enemies: bats, giant rats, skeletons, reapers, trolls, and tigers. They reduced my health (represented by hearts) shockingly fast, and I found the weapon controls maddeningly unresponsive. There's a pause after you turn before you can successfully attack. Worse, the magic throwing axe turned out to be a horrible idea, because until it finds its target, you can't attack again. Miss an enemy, and you're standing there defenseless until it hits the nearest wall.
I hesitate before stepping on a pressure plate. A reaper fires a missile in the corridor below me.
There are hearts strategically located in the dungeons to replenish health, and stars to replenish magic, and coins to let you purchase better items at the shops. On one reload (outside the cavern), I went and bought some leather armor, but it didn't do much good.
I got stuck on a particularly difficult puzzle just before acquiring the Rune of Compassion. There were three rows of obstacles in my way: closed portcullises, stone heads, and water. Nearby pressure plates turned some of these items into other items, like open portcullises or grass, but I couldn't find a combination that "opened" all of them, and I kept getting hit with projectiles fired by reapers on the other side. Finally, I realized that some of my flailing around had caused a corridor to my north to collapse, allowing passage to a new area. There, I found a mushroom. Eating it turned stone heads into grass. So I had to just find the pressure plate combination that left me with nothing but stone heads, then go eat the mushroom.
This puzzle was fiendish--and it was early in the game.
On the other side, I found the Rune of Compassion flanked by two reapers. By this point, I was on Level 4 or 5 of the dungeon and had abandoned any pretense of following the game's normal reloading system. I was using save states to ensure I didn't have to travel the entire dungeon again every time I died. But even that wasn't enough. I got killed by a reaper, managed to hit the key combo for "save" rather than "load," thus saving my state on the "game over" screen. About this time, I decided this game wasn't for me.
Upon the Plains of Hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, upon achieving the threshold of victory, sat down to wait, and there waiting, died.
I had an "out" anyway--Runes of Virtue is not an RPG by my definitions. Improvements to the character only come from finding runes (which give you attribute boosts and health), allowing the player no control over the "rate or details" of development. Except when they drop the occasional heart or coin, killing enemies does nothing for you except get them out of your way. As I noted when I coined the term "hydlike," many of the games in this sub-genre fall on the "non-RPG" side of the line.
The attributes on the character sheet increase, but only at fixed intervals over which you have no control.
To fill in the rest of my knowledge about the series, I watched YouTube videos of completed runs and shamelessly grabbed a few screenshots. (Credits go to spoon shiro's coverage of Runes of Virtue, Tork110's playthrough of Runes of Virtue II on the Game Boy, and GamingWith Zack's series on Runes of Virtue II on the SNES.) I was mostly looking for bits of dialogue that added lore to the series, and the exercise was mostly a waste of time. The NPCs you encounter . . . I was going to say they're the least "believable" of the series, but perhaps a better way to say it is that they have the least gravitas. They include Sherry, Chuckles, Dr. Cat, Finn (the vagrant who claims to be Lord British), Zoltan, and Klip-Klop, the two-headed horse. They're somehow more cartoonish here than in Ultima VI, where they were already pretty silly. They say things like, "One door leads to a beautiful lady, the other to a fierce tiger!" or  "The Xs in the cavern will teleport you back here!," not "Lord British is Shamino's illegitimate son!" or "Mondain was a Lord of the Sith!"
Inventory upgrades seem to be a major part of gameplay, including some that are necessary to get through the dungeons. For instance, a magic rope, for some reason, lets you walk on water. Like NPCs, enemies are mostly drawn from Ultima canon. Wisps become enemies again for the first time since Ultima V. Mimics, sea serpents, seahorses, and squids are all back. Gremlins are here, stealing your food again, and slimes do their dividing trick. Dragons act like they do in Dr. Cat's Caverns of Freitag, lurking in alcoves and breathing fireballs down adjacent corridors. I think the only completely original enemies--sounding exactly like something Dr. Cat would come up with--are "eep eeps," infuriatingly annoying foes who do nothing but stand in your way and take you to a dialogue screen that says "Eep? Eep eep!" if you happen to bump into them.
Fighting a dragon in a roomful of pressure plates.
The puzzles and enemies naturally get more difficult as the player moves forward, but so does the strength of the character and some of the resources. A lot of the puzzles involve mazes of directional teleporters that you have to interpret, manipulate (changing the direction of some of the teleporters), or block. At least one puzzle requires you to shoot something while you're being teleported across multiple pads.
An extreme version of this kind of maze.
Except for the first two dungeons--Hatred and Deceit--Lord British sends the player to the dungeons in the standard virtue order. Each one holds one of the runes. You transition between islands via ships at fixed points. The final dungeon, the Abyss, is accessed from the bottom of Pride. Pride weirdly has the Rune of Spirituality, while the Abyss has the Rune of Humility. Once you get the Rune of Humility, the game ends automatically. You get a brief message, and then you get a quick scene of Lord British knighting the victorious character. I suppose if you regard Dupre as the canonical hero of the game, it explains how he was knighted between Ultima VI and Ultima VII.
It doesn't explain why Mariah isn't called "Sir Mariah," though.
Shapiro didn't return for Runes of Virtue II; design and programming were assumed by Gary Scott ("Gnu Gnu") Smith, but most other personnel remained the same except for the addition of Amanda ("Penumbra") Dee.
You don't defeat the Black Knight in Runes of Virtue, which explains why he's back to menace Britannia in Ultima: Runes of Virtue II. The opening shows the Black Knight complaining of boredom and deciding to kidnap Tholden, the mayor of Britain, just to annoy Lord British. 
The Black Knight hatches his plan [Game Boy version].
There are worse reasons to do things, I guess [SNES version].
Lord British's reaction to the kidnapping is, predictably, to "summon the Avatar." A moongate opens and a figure steps out--except that you've already chosen to play the game as Mariah, Dupre, Shamino, or Iolo. (Iolo, incidentally, is a very young man in the SNES version.) The box also seems to suggest that the hero is the canonical blond Avatar. It's a weird bit of confusion right at the beginning of the game. Either way, Lord British assigns the hero the quest of finding Lord Tholden in the dungeon Hatred. Once the player accomplishes that, Lord British announces that the Black Knight has now kidnapped Whitsaber, the mayor of Trinsic. 
It's one kidnapping. You don't have people to handle one kidnapping?
The order of rescue here is more random than the first game, with the dungeons going Hatred, Dishonor, Injustice, Selfishness, Deceit, Cowardice, Pride, and the Abyss. Once again, the developers messed up the last two dungeons so that the mayor of Skara Brae is held in the Cavern of Pride and the mayor of New Magincia is held in the Abyss, although to be fair it was never clear why Hythloth should be the anti-spirituality dungeon and the Abyss the anti-humility dungeon in the first place. The names of the mayors are all identical to those in Ultima VI except that Quenton (a murdered ghost in VI) is still the mayor of Skara Brae instead of Trenton. As the hero rescues each mayor and escorts him back to his home city, the mayor bestows his associated rune as a gift.
The sequel takes place on a more familiar landscape.
The world uses the canonical map of Britannia, with the continents set to the proper sizes. There's more to explore, including towns and keeps, and a lot of optional areas, but otherwise it's a similar setup to the first game--one dungeon per rune. The puzzles are similar, employing the same sorts of mechanics, inventory items are similar, and the enemy list is identical except that eep eeps have mercifully been forgotten. Enemy AI is improved, to include fleeing when wounded. Nystul, Cooper the Blacksmith (an original character, I think), and Mandrake the Bard join the list of NPCs.
Mariah confronts the Black Knight in the sequel.
As with the first game, players can tether their Game Boys to play cooperatively (there is one optional dungeon that requires it). There is no such option with the SNES version of the game, something that the version makes up for with significantly better graphics and sound. Some sites disparaged the graphics, but to me they're better than anything we've seen in any other Ultima game to date. Alas, it also lacks the character development that I require to call it an "RPG." As with the first game, killing enemies contributes to a nebulous "score" but not to any experience or leveling.
The SNES hero contemplates a mimic.
A parade follows the restoration of each mayor. At the end of the game, Lord British gives you a final congratulatory message for defeating the Black Knight, after which you can continue to play.
The parade you get after each rescue is better than the endgame screen.
The victory screen, in contrast.
A few words on the timeline. You're going to tell me that neither game is "canon" and that it's not worth over-thinking it, but overthinking things is kind of what this blog is about. Anyway, I would submit that Runes of Virtue II is actually a prequel to Runes of Virtue. This works if you assume that when the Black Knights says, "I have not had fun since I terrorized Britannia!," he's referring to some previous event that we haven't seen, not the events of Runes of Virtue. Putting II before the first one explains why Iolo looks younger, Quenton is still alive, and the runes are still with their associated mayors. Putting the first game after VI explains why the runes are gathered in one place for the Black Knight to steal and why Dupre is knighted in Ultima VII.

These sorts of hydlike action-puzzle games aren't really my thing, but for those who like the genre, the Runes of Virtue games seem well done. They're a lot closer to what I expected on the Game Boy than games like Wizardry: The Suffering of the Queen or The Final Fantasy Legend, both of which seemed to be replicating a PC experience on a handheld device.
The Japanese Game Boy box shows the Avatar fighting the Black Knight.
Reviews of the first Runes of Virtue were mostly negative, with most of them noting the difficulty. "The excitement of the game soon grows stale," GamePro wrote in the April 1992 edition, "after two or three caverns of mindless wandering and fighting." Nintendo Power gave it only 3/5 stars. The sequel only improved slightly, with Nintendo Power giving it 3.5/5. The same magazine gave only 2.5/5 to the SNES version in October 1994, along with a comment that I don't understand: "Fans of the excellent Game Boy title will recognize the areas, plot, and even the dialogue of the original game, but the graphics clearly don't belong on the smaller system." How is the SNES a "smaller system" than the Game Boy? 
Modern reviews also tend to talk about the difficulty, as was the case of a blogger who said, "This game is mindtwistingly, headsmashingly, Game-Boy-thrown-across-the-room-and-putting-a-hole-in-the-wallingly challenging." I didn't see a single YouTuber try the game on anything other than "easy." Estimations of completion time average around a dozen hours for both games, something I was unlikely to achieve even if I liked the gameplay.
This is probably the longest "BRIEF" I've ever written, technically unnecessary as I have no obligation to play console games in the first place and thus no obligation to document why I rejected them. But they're the only two games for the Ultima series that didn't have a PC release, and thus I thought it was important to at least learn what they were about.