Pagan: In the Hall of the Mountain King

 

I wash my hands of this Avatar.

             

The Guardian has marooned the Avatar on the world of Pagan, which is dominated by four elemental titans, each with its own school of magic. The Avatar has learned that if he wants to escape, he's going to have to master the different magical systems: Necromancy, Tempestry, Theurgy, and Sorcery. He has managed to apprentice himself to the head (and perhaps only) Necromancer. He has sent me on a quest to learn Necromancy from his predecessors, now long-dead in the Catacombs. When I wrapped up the last session, I was exploring the Catacombs, trying to find these teachers. I have found plenty of corpses, but none that respond to the "Death Speak" spell.

      

As we begin, let's deal with two lingering questions from the last session:

   

1. What happens if you use the Key of the Caretaker on your entire reagent bag? Alas, the game just says, "something is not right." I expected DOSBox to crash.

 

2. Can you jump up onto the roof of that columbarium from the pedestal? Yes! There's nothing there, though. But at least we learned some new vocabulary. Loculi are the slots on the wall; columbaria are structures with lots of loculi. These days, they typically just hold urns.

        

At least the view is nice.

       

With that accomplished, I keep exploring:

     

• Lots of ghouls and skeletons, at least one ghost.

     

Either this guy has killed a lot of people or the Pagans stopped using loculi at some point and just started tossing bodies into a pile.

       

• An area where the Catacomb wall has crumbled away and the surrounding cave is intruding. As I enter, a chunk of concrete falls from the ceiling and crashes to the ground.

• Plaques: SHOENROCK | HEGLAND HEGWOOD | JOHN OF GARLAND | TIS FAR TOO LATE FOR ME | HEAVRIN, ARCHITECT, LAID TO REST IN HIS OWN PLAN | DON'T LOOK NOW I TOLD YOU IT WAS MY ECHIDNAS | LESIFER BELOVED SISTER M.F.H. (?). I assume that like the gravestones, these are references to the design team or other in-jokes.

• A locked tomb has a plaque next to it: THE BIRTHPLACE OF MORIENS (the first necromancer). I revoke my previous vow not to search all the skeletons in the area, but I don't find the key.

     

I'm going to be glad later that I noted this.

       

• A tomb to KAYLITH, TREASURER. This one is unlocked. It has a couple of containers with obsidian pieces, junk, and (best of all) another bag.

• Traps include sinkholes opening up into lava or acid or  something (recounted last time), gouts of flame that come out of the floor, and jets on the walls that shoot fireballs.

      

Nailed by a fireball. A sinkhole lies nearby.

      

• Exploration is confounded by one-way gates.

• A body labeled MASTER OF THE KEYS has a key. It does not open the Birthplace of Moriens but rather a locked chest protected by two fireball jets. There is nothing in this chest. 

      

A locked door is advertised as going to the Lower Catacombs. I don't know where to find the key, but it turns out that's not an issue. When I open the door to a particular mausoleum, I immediately fall through the floor to a cavern. A trio of barrels nearby has a ton of spell reagents, in particular the two I need for the "Death Speak" spell, just in case I didn't think to bring them. It's soon clear that I'm going to need a second reagent bag. Just when I thought I had enough bags.

       

About to fall.

       

As I explore the area, the ground shakes, rocks fall from the ceiling, fireballs shoot from the walls, and ghosts, skeletons, and ghouls periodically attack. At last, I find stairs leading upwards to a corpse on a platform. It is labeled "Necromancer." I thought I'd be casting "Death Speak" on random bones, but I guess the ancient necromancers are pretty well-labeled.

        

What a moron.

      

This one sits up when I cast "Death Speak." He says that I'll be visiting the other necromancers in succession. Each will teach me a spell that I need to reach the next one. This one teaches me "Mask of Death" (QAS CORP), which will make me appear dead to anyone who sees me.

   

It becomes clear a few minutes later why I'd want to do that. I run into a trio of demons. In battle, I'm unable to kill more than one of them. I could probably handle them with enough reloads and some luck, but as expected, when I cast "Mask of Death," they take no notice of me.

         

No one's going to confuse these guys with gargoyles.

        

Following my rightmost-wall exploration pattern, I'm soon killed by a lightning bolt that comes out of nowhere. On a reload, I go the other way and pick up a couple of backpacks full of reagents before meeting the second necromancer, Bentos. He teaches me "Rock Flesh" (REL SANCT YLEM), which requires wood and dirt.

    

This spell gets me past a corridor full of lightning bolts, although I note that nothing visual changes about the Avatar with either "Mask of Death" or "Rock Flesh."

   

Past a kith and some more ghouls is the third necromancer, who teaches me "Summon Dead" (KAL XEN CORP), which requires blood, bone, and wood. Fortunately, the game keeps throwing reagents at me. After I speak to this necromancer, I'm automatically teleported to the next area.

   

The pattern breaks at this point, as I don't need "Summon Dead" to reach the next necromancer, past some pillars that shoot lightning at regular intervals. This one teaches me "Grant Peace" (IN VAS CORP), which puts skeletons to rest permanently. This is timely, as one particular skeleton keeps menacing me while I try to talk to this necromancer, although as soon as I'm finished with the conversation, I'm teleported to a new cavern.

     

I know who I'm casting it on first.

       

This last necromancer, incidentally, tells me that he doesn't trust me and doubts my devotion to Lithos. This is a solid observation, as I'm not devoted to Lithos at all. Unfortunately, the game doesn't give me the option to say that. I can only say: "I am devoted, Necromancer." Dialogue options and role-playing aren't really things in this game.

      

This last cavern is large and square, with an area of grass and foliage in its center. A building in the middle of the grassy area has a large throne, but as I approach, I'm teleported away. 

     

I never discover what this key is for.

       

More caverns. Lava. More fireballs shooting inexplicably out of the walls and exploding nearby. Ghouls. Changelings. I find a suit of magic armor and yet another reagent bag, then a key with no lock anywhere nearby. This is getting annoying. I have to reload a couple of times when fireballs kill me. I have to jump from platform to platform. I'm teleported mid-jump to yet another new area. Here's another necromancer—only he's not the last, as he says I'll need to seek someone named Galious, who will teach me how to get an audience with Lithos.

        

Alcohol and a rock?

       

This unnamed necromancer, meanwhile, teaches me "Withstand Death" (VAS AN CORP), though he warns me that I'll only be able to cast it once, I guess in my entire life. He says I'll know when I need it. I mix it but naturally don't cast it.

   

Past more tremors, skeletons, chests of reagents, a kith, and a seeker, I find a building with a door. Galious is lying on a slab inside. He says that to reach Lithos, the Mountain King, I will need to find Stone Cove and cast "Create Golem" (IN ORT YLEM XEN) on a patch of mud. Only this golem will be able to open the door to Lithos's hall.

      

A nearby door takes me back to a familiar area: the Upper Catacombs, before I fell through the collapsing floor. I don't remember doors that I couldn't open, but I start poking around. It doesn't help that I took a four-week hiatus in the middle of this entry and can't remember anything about the geography of this area. I keep getting killed by exploding flaming skulls (how are you supposed to defend against these?) and crumbling floors that dump me into lava.

        

There are a lot of reagents here.

       

A door that I don't remember leads to an extremely long and windy set of caverns, with multiple places that appear to be dead ends until I jump over a river or maneuver around some rock. The game gets extremely finicky with movement in this area, and I have trouble going where I want to go. Amidst more skeletons, tremors, falling rocks, fireballs, and floor traps, a lever opens the way to a door.

    

The door takes me to a large cavern that ends at a lake. A small structure has a locked door, but more important is an enormous double-door right next to it. I find a patch of ground that looks like mud and cast "Create Golem." An earth golem appears. I have several commands; for now, I have it "Follow" me to the door and then "Open" the door.

      

With great power comes great grunts.

        

It would be nice if Lithos were just sitting on a throne on the other side of the door, but of course that's too easy. In the subsequent long and complicated series of caverns, I reload close to 50 times, dying from falling stones, fireballs, and falling into water because of either mistimed jumps or platforms that disappeared underneath me. The vaunted improvements conferred by the famous patch seem to disappear in this area; the Avatar dies repeatedly by simply misjudging distances and miscalculating the appearance and disappearance of stones. It doesn't help that the "jump" command (clicking with both mouse buttons) fails about half the time.

         

A second later, that platform will disappear, and I'll be in the drink.

       

I ultimately have to find a couple of keys to get through a couple of doors, but along the way:

    

• A ruined building with two double-lanterns outside. What is powering these lanterns?

       

Did they run gas lines down here?

      

• Multiple areas in which sections of platforms appear and disappear. 

• A maze of invisible force fields in between pillars. They become visible, and damage the Avatar significantly, when he tries to walk through them. A note on a dead apprentice from times of yore indicates that the Avatar can throw the area's copious mushrooms between the pillars to test for force fields and thus find the path through the maze. I do this for a little while, but it turns out that the force fields, while harmful, do not actually stop the Avatar from going through the pillars. And since there's no obstacle to resting and healing as often as necessary, this area is just begging for a brute force solution. At its end, a chest offers a key and an orb that allows free passage through the fields in both this and another area.

     

A mushroom reveals a force field. Because it's organic, I guess.

       

• Two skeletons belong to two previous apprentices, twins, named Bruce and Bryan. The texts are both identical, bemoaning that their "frail bones" have ensured they will never meet Lithos, both asking the finder to tell the other brother of his passing. 

• A futhark room on a platform teleports me back to the beginning of the area.  

    

At last, I'm in Lithos's chamber. A long row of skeletons and ghouls stands at attention (kind of a waste of resources, in my opinion) in a long row leading up to a pair of stone obelisks with busts of Lithos on the top. The caverns rumble and his face appears out of stone before me.

       

Duh-duh-duh-duh-DUH-duh-duh, DUH-duh-duh, DUH-duh-duh . . .

            

"What human is this who comes before me?" The Avatar explains that Vividos is now the Necromancer, which Lithos already knew. Lithos demands that Lothian, the recently deceased Necromancer, must be interred: "The scent of her rotting flesh shall perfume my garden of delights." The Avatar asks to become Vividos's apprentice. "Then fall before me and serve your master!" Lithos rumbles; the screen shakes; the Avatar stumbles to the ground and gets back up again. 

    

Just as with the necromancers in the caverns, the player has no dialogue options, just automatic lines. This is a bit of a slap in the face to players of previous Ultimas. But the offensively scripted nature of Pagan becomes even clearer in what happens next. "Kneel before me, worm!" Lithos demands. I'm preparing myself to click on the dialogue option that of course will say "The Avatar kneels to no one" when, right in front of me, the Avatar #*&@ing does it! No input from me at all. He just kneels, bows, and refers to Lithos as "my lord."

   

Did the developers forget that the Avatar doesn't really want to be Vividos's apprentice? That he isn't even from this world? That he is, in fact, the savior of multiple worlds? That he's a savvy traveler of the multiverse? I should be able to have a peer-level discussion with Lithos, getting some insights into the true nature of Pagan and its gods, clarifying some elements of its official history. Instead, the game has me acting like the most pathetic supplicant to an unworthy god. At best, you could claim that the Avatar is just going through the motions long enough to get off this rock, but that isn't very Avatar-ish of him. Plus, you would think that if anyone would know about multidimensional travel, it would be the putative gods of this setting.

   

But instead of asking any of the sensible questions, the Avatar just meekly accepts his next task, to inter Lothian as per Vividos's instructions. Lithos's final words are: "Do not come before me again until you are the Necromancer!" "Or what?" I wanted to say. I even went back to the beginning of the room, then turned around and marched back to the obelisks. He didn't appear.

       

On the way out, I kill all his stupid servants.

      

The game lost me this session, first mechanically, then thematically. I am playing the rest of it in protest. If it weren't an Ultima game and I didn't just come off a month-long hiatus, we wouldn't even be talking. 

     

There is a teleportation pad near Lithos's hall, which suggests that I'm going to have to come back here again. But it reminds me of the teleportation system, and even though I have some areas of the catacombs left to explore (I think), I decide to warp out of this place. When the menu comes up, I choose to return to the Plateau and Mythran, mostly because I can't remember if I need to check in with him now and then.

         

I like to think that "Nowhere" just dumps the Avatar into a void.

        

I find Mythran on his first floor, and conversation with him reminds me that he has spells and scrolls for sale, which is good since I've been collecting money for no reason. He teaches me two Thaumaturgy spells, "Meteor Shower" and "Confusion Blast," both of which require reagents I have to buy from him. They don't sound like they're going to be necessary to solve puzzles, so I just note the necessary reagents for now.

      

He also sells me two Scrolls of Dispelling Magical Portals, which turns out to be serendipitous. When I warp back to the Palace, I decide to remind myself what's happening with Devon and his forthcoming execution. Devon is still in the dungeons, it turns out. While I'm reviewing screenshots, I come across Salkind's logbook of executions, which indicates that the "forbidden research" for which Bentic was executed is "secured in the dungeon evidence chamber."

   

I can see Bentic's Journal in a sealed room. I spend 15 minutes or so clicking around on the walls and looking around the dungeon for levers. I'm not going to pretend like I figured it out myself; I got frustrated and looked up a hint. The solution is to use one of Mythran's scrolls, which really ought to be called Reveal Secret Doors or something, not Dispelling Magical Portals. 

         

The "magical portal" is right in front of me.

          

Bentic was definitely into some dangerous stuff. He'd done some genetic genealogy and determined that Devon was the illegitimate son of the previous Tempest, Keldan, and having been born first had a better claim to the throne of Pagan than Lady Mordea. 

    

No sooner have I put down the book than three guards show up to arrest me. "Try to take me!" I shout, but the game doesn't actually let me fight. It just fades to black over the sound of clanking and crashing.

         

Is it because my name is "Thief"?

       

When we fade in again, I'm being escorted by the guards to the docks, where Lady Mordea, Salkind, Darion (captain of the guard), and the executioner Shaana are already arrayed in front of Devon. The guards relate that they have caught me stealing. "The block always welcomes another neck," Mordea gloats. Devon offers a sad goodbye.

   

I have the choice to say that "Devon is the rightful heir!" or "The tyrant Mordea has no birthright!" They seem essentially identical to me. I try the second, and Mordea kills me instantly with a lightning bolt. On a reload, I try the first option. Everyone is confused.

       

At least I got their attention.

        

Mordea orders the execution to proceed. "I have proof!" I shout. Before anyone can stop me, I explain what I found in the book. The resulting conversation is amusing, as Salkind confirms the contents by saying: "Mordea, I locked the book safely away!" and Mordea herself says, "Fool! Now the whole world knows the secret!" just before blasting Salkind into the sea.

      

I like how you can see the daggers Mordea is staring at Salkind even though the graphics aren't quite good enough to depict it.

       

Mordea again orders the execution, but Shaana grows a pair and refuses. Mordea blasts her to the ground. She then orders Darion to do it, but Darion also (surprisingly) puts honor first: "I cannot kill him, my lady. He is the Tempest." Soon, he's writhing on the docks. The three generic guards don't even get a chance to disobey; they're soon sprawled on the planks along with the Avatar.

   

Mordea starts casting a spell to kill Devon, but he somehow figures out his Tempest powers and blows her off the end of the dock, where a sea monster appears to swallow her. The Avatar groans and gets to his feet. Devon joyously turns to me and declares the end of Mordea's tyrannical rule. "I make it my duty to bring prosperity to all of Tenebrae," he says, before announcing that he's going to leave for a while. "I need time away from Tenebrae to contemplate all of the recent events." He casts a spell (he sure learned Tempestry fast), jumps off the end of the docks, and strides away on the water.

      

Could you teach me that spell before you go?

      

So that's a bit of a wreck. The city has no leader; its supposed new leader has gone on sabbatical, and almost all of its named citizens are dead in front of me. (Once again, the Avatar has saved a society mostly by depopulating it.) Well, maybe. I'm not sure how to interpret it, but both Shaana and Darion seem to groan when I double-click on their bodies. I can't access their inventories the way I can for the generic guards. Later, Shaana is in her house, though with no new dialogue.

         

Despite his previous claim, Devon is in the Palace when I visit (though he doesn't have much to say), and all of the guards now say that they serve him. I guess that's progress.

     

Good luck undoing all those beheadings.

         

I finish this long session by returning to Vividos, wondering why he doesn't have a damned teleporter pad. I tell him that I have met with Lithos. He gives me something called the Key of the Scion, which he says will get me through locked doors in the Catacombs as well as make Lothian's body ready for burial. It looks just like the Key of the Caretaker. That's not going to be confusing. I touch the key to Lothian's body, and the ground immediately consumes her. Lithos booms that he's pleased.

     

Why don't you just lick his boots, Avatar?

         

I'm ready to move on to the next school of magic, but Vividos and necromancy aren't done with me. The Necromancer names me his Scion and says that my next task is to make a pilgrimage to the birthplace of Moriens, the first Necromancer. I will access this place through the Upper Catacombs. Vividos says he saw something amazing on his own pilgrimage, but he won't tell me what it was. In any event, I guess we'll start the next session back in the catacombs again.

            

I can hear the Avatar saying, "Oh yes, my pilgrimage" in a perfectly flat tone.

       

Miscellaneous notes:

 

• I started to face serious encumbrance issues this session. I dumped most of the flaming oil containers.    

• There are times in which I inexplicably cannot pick up an item right next to me. 

        

What is that damned "X" all about?

       

• How am I supposed to avoid floor traps? I can't seem to jump over them. 

• As I save, load, sleep, and just walk along, the Guardian frequently speaks up to taunt me about what he's doing to Britannia while I'm stuck here. 

• There are still a lot of locked doors in the Palace's dungeon. I wonder whether there's any way to open them. 

     

The sequence on the docks was fun (I thought Mordea's defeat would be the climax of the game), but I'm still raw about the Lithos encounter. As there doesn't seem to be any more character development, the plot is mostly linear, and the game clearly isn't going to give me any meaningful choices, I honestly feel as if I'd get as much from Pagan if I simply watched it. I'm not going to do that, but I will say that a better game would have inspired me to be creative and to avoid the obvious subtitle.

        

Time so far: 27 hours 

    

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