The Beauty of Rhian by Toran
A pleasant if prosaic ode to Toran's wife. Toran is the man executed at the beginning of the game; Rhian is the woman kneeling and crying on the docks.
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| You tempted fate with those final lines, Toran. |
The Big Book of Adventure
Talks about common adventuring obstacles, including lever puzzles,
traps, chests, spell chits (scrolls), mazes, and Tricks of the Trixter
(exploding books).
Brogdan's Helpful Guide to Mushrooms by
Brogdan
Blue Bulgie and Green Capper are tasty, but a blue mushroom
called Daemon's Paw is often mistaken for the former and causes various
maladies. The yellow and green Adventurer's Friend heals; the Stench
Mushroom keeps most monsters at bay but attracts undead; the Fire
Mushroom explodes.
Captain's Report
Guard Captain Stovan recommends a guard named Grommet for bravery
citation. Grommet recently saved a little girl from a troll—then
accidentally killed the girl while attacking the troll. (See Honor Lost below.) "She was only a
peasant, however, and of no import." This place is messed up.
De-Venoming the Kith by Ioria
Detailed instructions for removing the venom sack from a kith, a type of giant spider-like creature that the Pagans domesticate for silk and food. It's funny seeing the word used this way since I recently finished Avowed, in which "kith" is used as a term for sentient humanoid races.
Ear of Arricorn by
Kram, Volumes III and IV
I haven't found the first two volumes yet.
These two describe an outcast called a "Shadowlander" entering a tavern,
getting insulted by a herdsman, and shoving his fist down the
herdsman's throat and literally turning him inside out. The rest of the
tavern-goers then flee for the hills.
Expedition Journal, Book II
Chronicles Days 17-22 of the journey of a party from somewhere to
Tenebrae. The party is menaced by a group of strange "children" who
might be the conjurations of a companion named Salem, who everyone
thought dead. This seems to be referencing something, but I don't know
what.
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| Maybe they met these children. |
Eye of the Boulder: The Runes of the Myth Drainer
Chronicles an adventurer's search for the six pieces of the Eye, a
meteor with magical properties. Once obtained and fitted into the
author's skull, the Eye turned out to be "antithetical to [his] own"
magic, leaving him worse than if he'd never found it. There are digs at
the famously bad third game in SSI's Eye of the Beholder game:
"The images I beheld lost resolution, and the sounds around me began to
seem like bland reproductions . . . I am ashamed to have wasted so much
time and so many of my resources upon such a disappointing thing."
Given how poorly Pagan was reviewed, maybe Origin shouldn't have been so
quick to throw shade.
The Final Sunlight by
Nolandru the Blind Idiot of Tenebrae
Describes the cataclysmic day in
which the elemental titans defeated the Destroyer, which was the last
day that the sun shined on the world of Pagan.
Honor Lost by
Metzars the Troll
Chronicles the thoughts of the titular troll, who
suggests that trolls were once a noble and educated race, but they've
fallen into barbarism. Metzars himself fell into a magical sleep while
the troll race was still civilized and awoke after they'd turned
animalistic. He recently rescued a human child from a fellow troll and
plans to bring her to a human city, hoping it will engender goodwill. Captain's Report would seem to be an unfortunate follow-up.
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| We're meant to believe that these guys were once poets and scholars. |
My Dearest Prevan
A letter in book form. The letter writer, a healer named Veras, tells
her husband about a troll attack on a small town in which the trolls
kidnapped several children. A young mother called on the god Stratos to
protect her, and her knitting needle turned into a silver sword that
slew the trolls. The sword was named "Protector," and the writer intends
to put it in a shrine on Argentrock Isle. This island is mentioned in the game manual as the "home of the monastery to the Order of Enlightenment," or the theurgists.
The Mythology of Zealan Deities
Discusses how before the titans, the people of the land worshiped common emotions—love, hate, apathy, joy, grief, and fear—and personified them in the deities Amoras, Odion, Apathas, Felicitar, Doloras, and Timyra. The latter three were eventually dropped from the pantheon. The Zealans built temples to these gods, housed them inside, and filled them with mazes and traps so that the average person couldn't reach one of the gods.
The Saga of Bone Crusher
The earth god Lithos demanded that the people of Tenebrae serve him.
They pleaded that they already served Hydros. He sent undead to attack
the city. The people asked Hydros for help, and she gave them a weapon
called Bonecrusher. Lord Elsmil wielded it in battle and defeated the
skeletons, but both he and the weapon were lost in battle. The skeletons
might have carried them off. I also wonder if this will be something I can find.
Stories to Make Children Sleep by Brother Grim
Only has one story, told in rhyme, about a young boy named Jelly who refused to eat anything but cheese. His father offered money to a mage to cast a spell that would free Jelly of the compulsion, but the mage accidentally turned the boy into a girl. Another mage came along and reversed the spell, and the father gratefully accepted his cheese-eating boy rather than deal with a normal girl. "'Tis not that I don't want a girl,' claims the tired old father, 'But when a boy is young, he is less of a bother.'"
The Voices of Mary by
Salem
A rhyming account of a dream or hallucination or mental
breakdown or something. Final lines: "As the waters roll in and I'm
swallowed by sea, I can hear Mary whisper, calling to me. 'Come on,
baby,' from somewhere she cries. 'I want you to love me like spiders
love flies.'"
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| "And so it waah-aas, that later . . ." |
Untitled, Anonymous Treatise on Magic
Investigates accounts of magic that are not based on the elemental titans. These include a fisherwoman named Kilandra who claimed a ghost could cast spells (the author decided she was mad); mysterious lights on a plateau (an ornery hermit on the Plateau named Mythran said that they don't exist); and a magical axe called Deceiver, supposedly found on an island in Stone Cove (the author says the island doesn't exist). Mythran is in the game manual, given as a master of thaumaturgy.
Untitled Biography of Moriens
A glowing biography of the first Necromancer, who arranged the deal with the earth god Lithos that stopped the earthquakes but ensured the people of Pagan would serve Lithos in death.
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08/19/2026
The Eye of the Boulder book reminds me of how Epic Megagames used to make digs at famous shareware giant Apogee, at a time when Epic was nowhere near on the same level.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, Epic eventually did become good on its own, but that was well after they stopped insulting other studios.
Looking forward to the official response in Wake of the Ravager, in part because it seems largely lost to the internet.
DeleteOr the very juvenile digs in Space Quest V to other games like Lucasarts' Loom in the fictional bargain bin. At least they showed they were aware of their rivals!
DeleteMy impression of SQ5 is that it's all in good sport, because they also poke fun at their own games (King's Quest 48, Dacron Danny) and because SQ5 is tongue-in-cheek to begin with. Megagames and of Eye of the Boulder strike me as more mean-spirited. YMMV.
DeleteI'm pretty sure that's Space Quest IV (or X to be precise). Space Quest V goes all in on the Star Trek parody (and IIRC a little bit of Alien).
DeleteRight, it's actually SQ4. Point still stands.
DeleteIt is! Forgive my mind fart, because I really know those games, I just have temporary disconnects between my head and my fingers.
DeleteAnyway, we can never know if it was good sport or not, but the text in SQ4 is... proper snarky.
"The latest bomb from master storyteller Morrie Brianarty, BOOM is a post-holocaust adventure set in post-holocaust America after the holocaust. Neutron bombs have eradicated all life, leaving only YOU to wander through the wreckage. No other characters, no conflict, no puzzles, no chance of dying, and no interface make this the easiest-to-finish game yet! Just boot it up and watch it explode!"
(Which was the common complaint at the time: the game was TOO easy and it took almost no time to finish)
'Kith' actually means 'friends and acquaintances', hence the common turn of phrase 'kith and kin'.
ReplyDeleteWow, a fight between an outcast and a herdsman takes two whole book volumes. Take that, Dragon Ball Z!
ReplyDeleteMetzars the troll "plans to bring her to a human city, hoping it will engender goodwill." Instead both he and the girl are slain by a guard who gets commended for it. Messed up indeed.
ReplyDeleteDid we get two posts today, or is my feed reader playing up?
ReplyDelete"I'm a sucker for lore, so this bonus entry chronicles all of the books I'm finding in Pagan: Ultima VIII. It will be updated continually until the game is finished. (Note that this entry published at the same time as "Pagan: Skull Island." Don't miss the previous one!)"
DeleteHa, of course. In my defence, I don't read the posts until a day or so after they are published, so there's a good selection of comments to read too.
DeleteCaught myself out this time. :)
I never played Pagan... In fact, I'm not sure I've even seen more than a few screen shots! Looking forward to the coverage...
ReplyDeleteThe book of mushrooms seems very ominous. In that it suggests they might be color-coded.
ReplyDeleteMythran shows up in both entries, this one about the books here and the other one published in parallel about your second part in the game. From the descriptions it's not clear you've made the connection, so I'll just mention it here.
ReplyDelete'Tis a great pity that there are but three Ear of Arricorn tomes to feast upon.
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing about Lord of the Rings movies but then they made the Hobbit trilogy
DeleteIf I remember correctly reading books in Ultima 8 is an effective way to increase your intelligence - so keep an eye on your int score and see if you notice any increases. Otherwise, it increases by using magic so in the early part of the game before you get any, any increase should be due to that.
ReplyDeleteI think you remember incorrectly; all these books didn't raise my stats.
DeleteAs someone who is playing Pagan alongside Chet; Books absolutely rise int.
DeleteAlthough the process is different than you may think: as far as i can tell, the game doesn't track stat xp. Instead, each time you do an action that can ride an stat, you have a very small % chance to get the increase.
(So sometimes you can read hundreds of books without an increase and sometimes you can get two increases in a row).
(And of course se sistem doesn't track how many different books you have read, so you can max int by just opening and closing the same book a thousand times in a row).
"'Tis not that I don't want a girl,' claims the tired old father, 'But when a boy is young, he is less of a bother.'"
ReplyDeleteThis old man has it completely backward. Who looks around at a preschool and thinks you have an easier time with the boys??
It's socially acceptable in many western cultures to allow boychicks to remain largely feral until late childhood. Girlchildren one must actually raise and civilize from a young age to maximize their potential value on the bride market.
DeleteThe quote as provided by Chester is incomplete; the farmer goes on to elaborate that it is easier to watch only one boy than all the boys around the girl.
DeleteRe: Ear of Arricorn
ReplyDeleteThe motif of someone shoving his fist down another man's throat to literally turn him inside out can also be found in Clive Barker's 'Books of Blood' (1984-85), don't remember which story, as well as Brian Yuzna's 'Society' (1989), and always seems to be an allegory for 'perversion'.
The older I get, the less of what I deem to be "common knowledge" seems to be in circulation; at the risk of belaboring the obvious, these Ear of Arricorn books are a reference to the infamous Eye of Argon. Enjoy.
DeleteIt reminded me of the Odyssey movie's Circe sculpting scene - didn't she literally reach into that guys throat and pull him inside out?
DeleteShamhat, you did not belabor the obvious at all. I've never heard of Eye of Argon.
Deletesince I recently finished Avowed
ReplyDeleteI wonder, for games you are playing "off-blog" that should appear in the future of the blog, are you preparing entries for them as you play, or are you leaving that for when you get to them?
I appreciate your optimism, but I'm afraid there is no chance I will ever make it to Avowed on this blog.
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